My Best Friend

My sweet snail is my best friend

I’ll love him till the very end!

I’ll stroke his stalks, massage his foot

I’ll even make a word up: Voot

Is wrong with you

My Best Friend, he’s coming today,

He’s making my day, he’s being really gay

And I hope he won’t delay

The games that we will play…

With our genitals.

❤️ Kalyn Morris