My sweet snail is my best friend
I’ll love him till the very end!
I’ll stroke his stalks, massage his foot
I’ll even make a word up: Voot
Is wrong with you
My Best Friend, he’s coming today,
He’s making my day, he’s being really gay
And I hope he won’t delay
The games that we will play…
With our genitals.
❤️ Kalyn Morris